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3:43pm January 28, 2020

hozierlesbian:

i made a quiz to tell you which hozier song you are! rb and tag your result + your sign 

3:23pm January 24, 2020

prometheus-adam:

what we should be wearing: a horrific mashup of victorian gothic and 80s clothes

3:22pm January 24, 2020

spacesweepers:

Immortal Jaskier this, immortal Jaskier that. You know who’s immortal? Roach. Geralt just pretends he names every new horse the same thing.

2:22pm January 24, 2020

amphitritie:

let’s start a reblog chain where u recommend a book for your followers in the tags go go go

11:07pm January 23, 2020

slightmayhem:

mugwomps:

beachdeath:

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

I’m sorry you put you thru this but I can’t help laughing

“i am sorry you put you through this” is for real the best phrase i have heard in 2018

1:08am January 23, 2020

pencilscratchins:

all im saying is, its a good thing pennywise didnt pick a different place called derry because i imagine hed have a lot less luck

1:07am January 23, 2020

trickster-archangel:

Still not over this masterpiece

1:03am January 23, 2020

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

goodgirlsdoresearch:

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Mister Fluffy, I don’t wanna cry today.

9:13pm January 22, 2020

diegohargreves:

“so that’s why the lute’s been really, really challenging because, um, it’s an actual instrument and it’s very hard and i’m used to bluffing my way through a lot of things like that.”

9:11pm January 22, 2020

vaguelyprophetic:

“general dameron is here”

“which one?”

“the jedi”

9:04pm January 22, 2020

tracing-rivers:

moonybyte:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Sanyo ICC-0081 “Mini Calculator”: You can carry a calculator with you now, you never have to make big math in your head ever again!

Math teachers: We will multiply 14,762 times 2,853,654 among others in this test, no calculators allowed

Sanyo ICC-0081 “Mini Calculator”:

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Linguists throughout the ages: We have spent lifetimes gathering the significations of words and phrases in various language so everyone can appreciate them as well as possible.

Language teachers: Translate this text, no dictionaries allowed.

Linguists:

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1:48am January 21, 2020