i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
probably not try to educate/watch over 30 or so teenagers while underpaid
"When I looked at Annalise, that’s a fantasy role of mine. That’s the kind of role I want people to see me in."
Viola Davis and how she sees Annalise.
How to murder
I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF
AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!
Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea
The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;
You’ve gotten to know all my crazy, but I still know nothing about you. You don’t trust people. Not your employees, your clients….nobody. Not even your husband.
How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
I may have found my new favourite thing.
I solemnly swore that I thought it was the Ministry of Magic’s flying notes.
Oh my god accepted
keep setting goals for yourself. raise the bar. shoot for the moon. hit the moon. destroy the moon. who cares about that thing anyway
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
at least 85% of Edward Elric’s personality is made up of pure U WANNA FUCKIN GO
This list shows the 100 most popular relationship tags on AO3. There are 3 F/F pairings, 23 F/M, 3 Gen and 71 M/M.
Of the 200 names, 29 belong to women - down from 32 this time last year. 11 of the 200 names are POC, while 14 are characters of ambiguous race.
ETA: Fixed categorisation of Blaine Anderson and Pete Wentz.
ETA 2: Race column expanded to include the category ‘ambiguous’.