My mother can’t pay the rent… Bc she spent the money on Christmas presents for the niblings… This is why I hate Christmas… - _-
Anyone wanna help me out before I go postal on my own family again
Annnd she didn’t pay her car insurance either bc the payment didn’t go out on the day it was supposed to and she spent the money on presents and I’ve only just found out thanks to a message from the company sjejfkfkfjf
Little update: I have until the 10th of this month to have the money for my cap and gown for the stupid ass mandatory graduation. The cheapest I can rent the stuff out for is £50 and I have less than half that to put towards it. With the car insurance, rent, and the cats and dog to feed and keep warm, I’m going crazy trying to keep everything going. Please. If you can spare anything, please, I’d endlessly appreciate it. I will write you fic and draw stuff for you but please. Help me.
My favorite thing about the new year is that everyone has entered 2019 ready to start swinging at the first thing that moves. We’re all out here, not taking any shit, ready to fight, beautiful
It’s like none of this “have a good year!” Shit, everyone is just like “you better make it a good year or else” and honestly that’s powerful. We’re all really out here ready to punch 2019 in the throat, iconic
“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.
let he who is without sin throw the first stone
Dont act like we didnt do a carameldansen or hare hare yukai
been doing some baking and I think I realized why every recipe online is Like That. when you’re cooking there’s way too much time to think. too much time for quiet self examination. so these people are whipping up pastries in an existential frenzy and then while it’s in the oven- what, are they gonna go down into their husband’s basement Man Cave and try to talk it out with him? try to voice their uncertainties over a blaring TV and the buzz of neon beer signs? if you’re speaking into the void anyway, you might as well do it online where someone might actually hear you. Anyway here’s how to make macarons
“Oh sweet, poetic justice. Kyrsten Sinema, the first openly bisexual Senator in U.S. history, has been sworn into office using a law book instead of a bible by Mike Pence today. #116thCongress #swearinginday”
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3:55am
January 8, 2019
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