jenngeek:

it took me a moment to figure out Kate’s costume BUT WHEN I DID.

(via wabbitwanderer95)

impactrueno:

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

probably not try to educate/watch over 30 or so teenagers while underpaid

(via cyxlops)

ninthrevolver:

Hanji and Armin doodles.

(via levihansquad)

"When I looked at Annalise, that’s a fantasy role of mine. That’s the kind of role I want people to see me in."
Viola Davis and how she sees Annalise.

(Source: getawaywithgifs, via cyxlops)

How to murder

Step 1: put the knife right in
Step 2: take the knife on out
Step 3: put the knife back in
Step 4: and twist it all about
Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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You’ve gotten to know all my crazy, but I still know nothing about you. You don’t trust people. Not your employees, your clients….nobody. Not even your husband.

(Source: rubyredwisp, via cyxlops)

How to Ride a Werewolf

fireandshellamari:

finishingschoolbooks:

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Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

I may have found my new favourite thing.

(via wabbitwanderer95)

ishallfindthekey:

Needs to be watched by everybody

(via wabbitwanderer95)

kidlokigloves:

i am so sorry

(via werepuppyscott)

the-butt-hut:

tonnieron:

funnyandhilarious:

Dumping Paper Airplanes »

I solemnly swore that I thought it was the Ministry of Magic’s flying notes. 

Oh my god accepted

(via wabbitwanderer95)

shimmervee:

keep setting goals for yourself. raise the bar. shoot for the moon. hit the moon. destroy the moon. who cares about that thing anyway

(via foulandferre)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via werepuppyscott)

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

at least 85% of Edward Elric’s personality is made up of pure U WANNA FUCKIN GO

(via kotied)

centrumlumina:

This is part of the 2014 AO3 ship stats. For a guide to what each column means, click here.

This list shows the 100 most popular relationship tags on AO3. There are 3 F/F pairings, 23 F/M, 3 Gen and 71 M/M.

Of the 200 names, 29 belong to women - down from 32 this time last year. 11 of the 200 names are POC, while 14 are characters of ambiguous race.

ETA: Fixed categorisation of Blaine Anderson and Pete Wentz.

ETA 2: Race column expanded to include the category ‘ambiguous’.

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