"I’m going to take you down with my bear hands! *transforms* *trips over something*”
“Bear with me, Scott.”
"You know what’s a good band? Bear-Naked Ladies.”
"For once I’m glad to come out of a fight bear-ly scratched.”
"Can I call you honey, Derek?. Get it, honey, because I’m a bear? What do you mean, ‘no’? Come on, Scott thinks it’s funny! …Right Scott?”
*mass text sent out at exactly midnight on 18th birthday* “Guess what guys I’m bear-ly legal! I was seventeen bear-ly a second ago!”
"PS: Now can I call you honey, Derek? ;D"
- me on my dash: i swear to god i've never seen this post before yet somehow i've liked it already